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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via fake-mermaid)

bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
teacher: can u not do that
bitch ass kid: what a bitch

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via kholakid)

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via shutupfaggot)